A Spam mail.

( After reading countless spam mails, I just had to try my hand at writing one :))


Attn Lucky Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the annual draw of our Lottery International Programs.
The online cyber draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random
computer search from the internet.


You are therefore to receive a burial plot in our prestigious cemetery
‘ City of Silence’, Connecticut, USA.

City Of Silence,
the theme Cemetery at Connecticut, the best final address in the world.

At City of Silence, we have come up with innovative ways to make your final days memorable and enjoyable. Who says the final wait has to be boring? Now we bring you several options and themes to choose from.

1. Wild West / Gold Rush - A complete mining town with cobbled Main Street, town hall. saloon, hitching post, general store, a cat house, school, and a little church around the corner.

2. Artist’s Village - An artist’s colony, with art shops, bistros and galleries. Each tombstone will be decorated with motifs from the period or movement of your choice.

3. Political - You want to be buried like the heroes and leaders of the nation? It can be arranged. Last rites are accompanied with hero’s honors. The casket draped with the flag of a nationality of your choice and a 21 gun salute.

4. Family plot – Rest along with your family in a tastefully designed mausoleum, complete with a family tree and a portrait gallery. If you do not have a family worthy of being buried with you, never fear. We will provide you with relatives you can be proud of. Each of the dear departed will be supplied with testimonials of their achievement and an impressive portrait painted by renowned artists. Let the future generations remember you the way you want to be remembered.

Note :- Special charges for a tomb with a view. Your final rest is our grave concern.
Claim your awarded plot NOW !!!!!


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